fencer-x:

underthesamestar:

tiger-tranqs:

pickledshoe:

silencingspirit:

territorialdisputes:

DID YOU JUST GIVE NOFACE A FACE

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oh my

Oh no he’s hot!

by See

Help support me with my cosplay <3! I have the contacts, but please if you have any info help me out ;P

roboticghoststories:

ameliapondered:

roboticghoststories:

kforkoala:

for you and your best bud

Sean we need these

yes we do. I think you need the first one, you’re more violent. I’ll hold your flower.

Indeed. I know you got my flower baby.

I want

Grand Theft Auto: Hawaii

mt10:

lilithn:

Quickie of Fionna in a cake-hoodie

But really this is the cutest ever.

coinmate:

thedavesofourlives:

the janitor at the junior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my god

WHY IS HE A JANITOR

garydactyl:

I hit on my friends more than I hit on my crushes

Yep.

I am one of those students who print my essays at the school library. Today I had an essay due so I was in the libraray editing my page. The moment I pressed “change grammer” word “unexpectanly” shut down…my heart sank into the pit of my stomache. I had spent 30 minutes in that library with no food and it shut down. I was confused for a short second, then devistated. I clicked word open again after I had a rage fit in the middle of the library and word recovered my paper. Thank goodness.

roberteugenebradley:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Today has been great.  We can all go to bed, the day is finished.